May The Fiat Be With You
Launch on May 4th, it will. Miss it, you should not.
"Profits, you must take. Roundtripping, you shall not."
Episode I
THE FIAT AWAKENS
In a galaxy filled with worthless tokens and failed projects, a new hope emerges. WODA, combining the wisdom of Yoda with the memetic power of Wojak, brings balance to the crypto force.
Launching on May 4th, this is the way to financial freedom. May the fiat be with you, always...
About $WODA, You Must Know
For crypto degens, this meme token is. Secure profits, you must. Hold bags, you should not.
PNL screenshots, flex you must not. Worthless they are. True power, fiat in hand it is.
Wisdom of WODA, heed you should. Rich, you will become. The way, this is.
"Screenshots of PNL, worthless they are. Fiat in hand, true power it is."
"HODL bags, path to the dark side they are. Fear, suffering, loss they bring."
"When sell you must, question yourself, you should not."
"Pump it will. Patient, you must be."
Tokenomics, Simple They Are
Fair launched on PUMP.FUN, $WODA will be.
No team allocation, there is. No presale, you will find.
Equal opportunity for all, this is the way.
